the thought of someone else touching you makes me sick to my stomach

— (via 59oz)

awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS